The Phantom Flag Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“The broadcast shows Stroud on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Stroud sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Stroud scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.