The Phantom Flag Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Stroud's stadium. Only over Stroud.
- Stroud gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stroud's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.