The Overthrow Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- The play clock hits zero on Stroud four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
78%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stroud's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.