The Late Scratch Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Stroud is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
83%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stroud, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.