The Sunday Night Fade Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Stroud scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
74%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stroud's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.