The Overthrow Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- The broadcast shows Stroud on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Stroud's stadium. Only over Stroud.
82%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stroud drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.