The Checkdown Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Every deep ball Stroud throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Stroud's stadium. Only over Stroud.
75%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stroud, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.