The Late Scratch Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Stroud, the end zone is a rumor.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Stroud will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stroud, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.