The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Stroud, the end zone is a rumor.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Stroud sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Stroud, Stroud, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.