The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Stroud, the end zone is a rumor.
79%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stroud drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.