The Hamstring Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Stroud, the end zone is a rumor.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Stroud goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
80%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stroud, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.