The Hamstring Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Stroud gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stroud drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.