The Kneel-Down Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Ref: "Number Stroud, that's a flag." Stroud: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Stroud, the end zone is a rumor.
77%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stroud's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.