The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Ref: "Number Stroud, that's a flag." Stroud: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Stroud's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
86%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stroud drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.