The Sack Spiral Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Stroud will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
72%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stroud, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.