The Late Scratch Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Stroud's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
87%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stroud's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.