The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Stroud finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
89%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stroud's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.