The Blocking Assignment Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“Parkinson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- Ref: "Number Parkinson, that's a flag." Parkinson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Parkinson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Parkinson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.