The Blocking Assignment Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“The broadcast shows Parkinson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- Parkinson is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.
- Parkinson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
Incantation
Parkinson, Parkinson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.