The Invisible Route Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“Parkinson gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Parkinson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Parkinson has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
75%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Parkinson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.