The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“Parkinson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- Parkinson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Parkinson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
90%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Parkinson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.