The Blocking Assignment Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Parkinson's stadium. Only over Parkinson.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- Parkinson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- The broadcast shows Parkinson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
84%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Parkinson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.