The Phantom Flag Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“Parkinson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- Parkinson is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Parkinson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Parkinson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.