The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“Parkinson lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- Parkinson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Parkinson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
78%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Parkinson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.