The Invisible Route Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“Parkinson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- Parkinson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Parkinson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Parkinson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.