The Invisible Route Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“Parkinson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- Parkinson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Parkinson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
84%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Parkinson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.