The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“Parkinson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- Parkinson gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Parkinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Parkinson, Parkinson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.