The Invisible Route Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“Parkinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- Parkinson gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Parkinson's stadium. Only over Parkinson.
75%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Parkinson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.