The Late Scratch Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“Parkinson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- Parkinson gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- The broadcast shows Parkinson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Parkinson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.