The Mystery Tweak Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“Parkinson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- Parkinson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Parkinson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
88%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Parkinson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.