The Phantom Flag Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Parkinson's stadium. Only over Parkinson.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- Parkinson is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Parkinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Parkinson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.