The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“The broadcast shows Parkinson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- Parkinson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Parkinson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
83%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Parkinson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.