The Phantom Holding Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- The broadcast shows Owen on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Owen, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.