The Hamstring Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Owen's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Owen was due a breakout.
80%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Owen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.