The Phantom Holding Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“The broadcast shows Owen on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- A mysterious flag erases Owen's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
72%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Owen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.