The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Ref: "Number Loveland, that's a flag." Loveland: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
89%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Loveland's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.