The Late Scratch Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Ref: "Number Loveland, that's a flag." Loveland: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Loveland will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
87%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Loveland's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.