The Phantom Flag Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Loveland spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
92%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Loveland, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.