The Mystery Tweak Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Ref: "Number Loveland, that's a flag." Loveland: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
81%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Loveland's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.