The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Loveland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Loveland's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.