The Mystery Tweak Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- The broadcast shows Loveland on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Loveland scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
91%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Loveland's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.