The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Loveland finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Loveland's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.