The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Ref: "Number Loveland, that's a flag." Loveland: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Loveland will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Loveland, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.