The Mystery Tweak Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Loveland stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
91%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Loveland, Loveland, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.