The Late Scratch Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Loveland stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
85%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Loveland scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.