The Mystery Tweak Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Loveland gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Loveland, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.