The Invisible Route Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- A mysterious flag erases Loveland's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Loveland's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
80%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Loveland's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.