The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Loveland has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
83%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Loveland drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.