The Mystery Tweak Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Loveland gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
76%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Loveland drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.