The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Loveland's stadium. Only over Loveland.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Loveland is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
73%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Loveland scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.